Finally after 10 years, it's over and the private school system triumphs over the nose-less.
This film had two speeds, really slow and balls out. The balls out bits were better but it was difficult to see what was going on in the dark.
This was the probably the darkest film I've ever not really seen.
The story was weak, consisting mostly of one big battle, where inexplicably rather than kill all the annoying children in one go, he who must not be nosed stops half way through to allow the film to painfully explain the unnecessary complications of the plot.
Then the boy dies, then he comes back to life - because ermm.. it's magic. Although everyone else who gets killed (and let's face it, not enough of them do) stays dead.
The End. No. There's an epilogue.
It's years later and everyone is wearing make-up to look older and they have children who potentially look as annoying as them and they're off to wonderful public school to join the elite. Fuck off.
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