Friday, 28 December 2012

Black

Dredd
Let's just never mention the Stallone film again.
The Raid: Redemption but in the future.
Grim, brutal and good fun.

Aquamaroon

Skyfall
Overhyped new James Bond.
Not as shit as the last one.
It's a fairly typical Bond film - enjoyable enough for what it is but it's still only a Bond film.

Purple

The Bourne Legacy
The Bourne films weren't really all that.
This isn't bad but it's got nothing to do with the previous Bourne films, except the occasional off camera reference which is a bit distracting. 

Black and white

Frankenweenie
Stop motion animated horror comedy kids film.
Not quite as good as Paranorman.

But a lot better than anything Tim Burton has done for years.

Green

Paranorman
Stop motion animated horror comedy kids film.
Slightly better than Frankenweenie.

Brown

Total Recall
Unnecessary remake. 
Not different enough to be all that interesting.
Not as if the first version was up to much anyhow.

White

Arthur Christmas
Even lesser Aardman effort.

Ginger

Brave
Lesser Pixar effort.