Nose

Looper ★★★★
In the future, CSI type investigating has become so good that it's impossible to kill anyone without getting caught. 
So criminals send people back in time to be killed. 
But only 30 years back. 
Not 3 billion years which would seem easier.
I like time travel films and always hope that they might have some sort of internal logic even if only within the rules that the film sets itself. 
This one doesn't. 
If killing people is so hard to get away with, why do the future people shoot that woman?
I probably shouldn't worry about it but thinking about that at least took my mind off Joseph Gordon-Levitt's nose - which was preposterous.

Web

The Amazing Spider-man ★★★
Cynical reboot that goes over the same ground as the previous film which was only done 10 years ago.
A likeable enough Peter Parker, the special effects have got better in 10 years but it lacks the energy of the Sam Raimi version.

Axe

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter ★★
You know what you're getting into with a title like that.
It nearly works but the pacing is all over the place and the effects aren't quite up to it.

Stop-mo no go

The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! ★★
Almost passable kids film.
Almost the first ever decent film with Hugh Grant in.
Almost funny.
Almost but not quite.
Bit shit.