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Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides - ★

Soulless bottom of the barrel scraper. A film made by accountants for idiots.
Maybe it's to be expected of a series made by Disney based on a theme park ride but there's always the hope that anyone involved might have put even a tiny bit of effort in to create something of interest.
Next in the series, 4 hours of Johhny Depp half-heartedly pulling faces while taking a shit and wiping himself with computer generated high currency bills.
Which never happened in The Crimson Pirate.